To: !!!!!!!!!!!
Start Time: 22:57:15; End Time: 03:46:49
lee... says: (22:57:15)
^o)
lee... says: (22:57:18)
its friday night
lee... says: (22:57:27)
what are you doin at home?!
thejademunky says: (22:57:30)
OI OIIIIIII
thejademunky says: (22:57:36)
im drinkin booze!!
thejademunky says: (22:57:40)
wat r u doin at home
thejademunky says: (22:57:56)
i thought u were workin so i werent gonna disturb u
thejademunky says: (22:58:16)
as much as the cursor was draggin my hand towardss 'lee...;
lee... says: (22:58:21)
sure
lee... says: (22:58:31)
i'm kinda working
thejademunky says: (22:58:31)
almost had to stab the mutha
thejademunky says: (22:58:42)
ay yo antman here too!!
thejademunky says: (22:58:48)
wanna say wats up
lee... says: (22:58:52)
becareful
lee... says: (22:58:58)
that fool will rob you blind
thejademunky says: (22:59:11)
HAHAHHAAHAH
lee... says: (22:59:26)
fine laugh
lee... says: (22:59:37)
but when you have no stuff don't come crying to me
thejademunky says: (22:59:50)
hahahha
thejademunky says: (23:00:03)
wat was all that shit about man??why was u 2 gona rob me??
thejademunky says: (23:00:06)
no love
lee... says: (23:00:09)
he said it
thejademunky says: (23:00:10)
no lov
lee... says: (23:00:10)
not me
thejademunky says: (23:00:21)
dont lieeeee
lee... says: (23:00:29)
i told you about it didn't i? i coulda jus gone ahead with it
thejademunky says: (23:00:40)
"u dont hav to liee craig, u dont hav to lieeeeeee"
lee... says: (23:00:46)
hahahahhahaaaa
thejademunky says: (23:00:53)
hahhahaha
lee... says: (23:01:03)
i wanna watch that now
thejademunky says: (23:01:08)
ahhh man 4real
thejademunky says: (23:01:17)
i aint seen that in mad long
lee... says: (23:01:25)
so whats goin on at "the crow's nest"?
lee... says: (23:01:50)
oooh tell sugarbear i saw mica today
thejademunky says: (23:04:22)
ye i sent 2 kisses his way too!!
thejademunky says: (23:04:23)
hhahaha
thejademunky says: (23:04:31)
oh shit hes hatin
thejademunky says: (23:04:34)
he hatin mica!!
thejademunky says: (23:05:03)
ye he hates that mutha fucka
lee... says: (23:05:30)
hahahhahahahaha!!!!
lee... says: (23:05:41)
do you know that anthony doesn't actually even know mica
thejademunky says: (23:06:18)
hahahha ohhh shit andy and dbo jus turnt up to my flat
thejademunky says: (23:06:29)
ye he was explainin it to me!!hahahha fuckin jokes
thejademunky says: (23:06:37)
jus hati for da hell of it!!
thejademunky says: (23:06:46)
is it another 1 of ur admirers??
lee... says: (23:07:32)
nah he's just an annoying ass dude
lee... says: (23:07:45)
like he's soo annoying my heart sinks everytime i see him
lee... says: (23:07:48)
jus see him
thejademunky says: (23:07:51)
(ye i thought so antman..an admirer)
lee... says: (23:07:55)
he doesnt even have to start talking
lee... says: (23:08:16)
oi!
lee... says: (23:08:20)
he's not an admirer
lee... says: (23:08:32)
but the whackest thing happened to me today
thejademunky says: (23:09:06)
go on??
thejademunky says: (23:09:19)
this is gonnab jokes..another to add to the list of weird things for miss lee!!!
thejademunky says: (23:09:25)
emos...subway...
lee... says: (23:09:29)
shhh!
lee... says: (23:09:53)
i was in the restaurant at lunch today and i was waiting in line to order but the line was going slow
lee... says: (23:10:09)
and the guy in front of me was really really tall
lee... says: (23:10:23)
like he musta been at least 6'6
lee... says: (23:10:32)
my head hardly touched his chest
lee... says: (23:10:39)
i'm saying this cos its relevant later
lee... says: (23:13:26)
anyway i was waiting in the line and he just started talking to me, it was really odd cos it just started outta nowhere... then my friend came over so i started talking to her instead. i kept on looking up so i could see the clock on the wall but every time i did that the supa tall dude and i kept on meeting eyes and it started to look like i liked him and i was jus trying to check him
lee... says: (23:14:13)
and then i started feeling really aware of myself and all embarassed, so i wanted to leave with a quickness
lee... says: (23:14:58)
but then i dropped my phone and when i picked it up on my way up from the ground i like bumped my head into his crotch by mistake
lee... says: (23:15:07)
and like injured the dude
thejademunky says: (23:15:07)
AAAAAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
thejademunky says: (23:15:11)
ahahahhahha
lee... says: (23:15:21)
its really not funny :(
thejademunky says: (23:15:35)
ohh man
lee... says: (23:15:37)
i lost my appetite and everything
thejademunky says: (23:15:39)
so he was checkin u then??
lee... says: (23:15:45)
and my friend was being such a hater
thejademunky says: (23:15:46)
AHAHAHAAAAAA
lee... says: (23:15:53)
she was like killing herself laughing
thejademunky says: (23:16:03)
oh lord
thejademunky says: (23:16:05)
so.....
thejademunky says: (23:16:16)
was he long all over then..???!
lee... says: (23:16:27)
jerrome brown!
thejademunky says: (23:16:56)
:-o
lee... says: (23:17:11)
what the hell kinda question is that?!
thejademunky says: (23:17:13)
AAAAAHAHHAHAHA
lee... says: (23:17:24)
i jus shared a highly traumatic experience with you
thejademunky says: (23:17:27)
U GOT 3 GUYS AT DA COMP SCREEN WATCHIN UR LIPS!!!
thejademunky says: (23:17:49)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thejademunky says: (23:17:53)
its only me now
lee... says: (23:17:58)
noooo
lee... says: (23:18:16)
you'll make me self concious
lee... says: (23:18:23)
hater!
thejademunky says: (23:18:26)
self..u aint infront of us
thejademunky says: (23:18:35)
oh BELIEEEVE me i aint hating!!
thejademunky says: (23:19:29)
whoooooooo
thejademunky says: (23:19:39)
(:p)
lee... says: (23:19:54)
ewww
lee... says: (23:20:00)
funny ish happened today
thejademunky says: (23:20:07)
ahh man it seemed it
lee... says: (23:20:15)
my friend puppy told me he was bi-sexual...
lee... says: (23:20:20)
i couldn't believe it
lee... says: (23:20:22)
i mean
thejademunky says: (23:20:24)
so did u chat to him after??Was he on da floor holdin his nuts and shit?
thejademunky says: (23:20:29)
wow
lee... says: (23:20:31)
its sooo fucking obvious
thejademunky says: (23:20:35)
really?
lee... says: (23:20:40)
i cant believe he thought he had to tell me
thejademunky says: (23:20:47)
wat..was he wearin tootoo
lee... says: (23:20:49)
i blatantly knew
lee... says: (23:20:56)
nahi got gaydar
lee... says: (23:21:15)
and i can tell
thejademunky says: (23:21:16)
hahahha
thejademunky says: (23:21:22)
u know i've never had 1
thejademunky says: (23:21:36)
i wont know until the due whisperin in my air and holdin my hand!!
lee... says: (23:21:38)
hahahhahahaha well in brighton you need it
thejademunky says: (23:21:52)
really??there a lot of gays down there?
lee... says: (23:21:59)
are you crazy?
lee... says: (23:22:09)
you dont know its the gay capital of england?
thejademunky says: (23:22:18)
serious??
lee... says: (23:22:21)
yeah!
thejademunky says: (23:22:24)
dam i NEVER nu that!!
lee... says: (23:22:31)
you didnt?
lee... says: (23:22:50)
hahahahhaah i thought it was common knowledge
thejademunky says: (23:23:47)
noooo!!!
thejademunky says: (23:23:50)
hahahha daaaam
lee... says: (23:24:04)
yep! so for that reason my gaydar is highly developed
lee... says: (23:24:18)
i can almost smell it
thejademunky says: (23:25:10)
hahaha
thejademunky says: (23:25:25)
but then wud u really need a gaydar
thejademunky says: (23:25:26)
?
thejademunky says: (23:25:29)
i mean...
thejademunky says: (23:25:55)
ur a chick... u jus gonna attract da str8 guys..and if u get da gay 1's its a bonus!!
lee... says: (23:26:09)
yeah! some boys aren't ready to accept it so they wanna tell you they're straight and wanna try and act straight
lee... says: (23:26:44)
but not jus that it saves you time and effort trying to flirt with a guy if he's really just a big old boy lover
thejademunky says: (23:27:26)
hahhahhaah
thejademunky says: (23:27:31)
ohhh shit!!
thejademunky says: (23:27:36)
droppin science!!
lee... says: (23:27:46)
i got statistics too
thejademunky says: (23:27:48)
i remember 1 time i was in dis house part
thejademunky says: (23:27:53)
hold up
thejademunky says: (23:30:49)
ye i bak
thejademunky says: (23:31:23)
sorry...ahh man my mates jus clocked i had a mustache since i was 8!!they cussin me off
lee... says: (23:31:42)
you had a moustache since 8?!
lee... says: (23:31:46)
you wolfman!
thejademunky says: (23:31:48)
ye so i was in dis house party, it was wen i got bak from U.S.
thejademunky says: (23:31:50)
OI
thejademunky says: (23:31:55)
BEHAVE
thejademunky says: (23:32:11)
I DONT NEED TO TELL U THIS STORY U KNOW...OR TALK TO U..TO RECIEEEVE INSULTS
thejademunky says: (23:32:27)
yes....i had a small tache
thejademunky says: (23:32:34)
since i was yung...
lee... says: (23:33:35)
wait a second!
lee... says: (23:33:44)
were you threatening me!?
thejademunky says: (23:34:35)
ye so in this 'gatherin' and me and shane were tryin to get thru a quarter of green. i was chillin on the bed and this dude in his 30's was there(maybe i was..whut WHUT). he startted chattin to us bout the damage fo cannibis
thejademunky says: (23:35:48)
im stoned so im jus havin this convo and like i didint realise this, but me and him were on this bed..legs up and shit..whisperin to each other..like the dude was actually talkin to me in my ear.. i was too stoned to realise the situation
thejademunky says: (23:36:01)
up until now we still crackin up about it!
thejademunky says: (23:38:49)
so wat... u wanna start suttin or suttin?? and if i threatened u whut??
lee... says: (23:39:52)
hahahahahhaha you was all whispering sweet nothings about weed in each others ears
lee... says: (23:40:11)
hahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lee... says: (23:40:13)
thats funny
thejademunky says: (23:40:24)
hahhahaha
thejademunky says: (23:40:46)
i didnt even realise the cpncvo jus turnt to us2 whisperin
lee... says: (23:41:03)
yeah man i always find myself in dumb situations like that
thejademunky says: (23:41:06)
i jus sittin there innnocently talkin to him...on the bed..feet up...
lee... says: (23:41:09)
i'm jus friendly...
thejademunky says: (23:41:28)
yesss...
thejademunky says: (23:41:38)
u cud call it..friendly..8-)
lee... says: (23:42:02)
...
lee... says: (23:42:21)
i'm thinking you don't like walking that much do you
thejademunky says: (23:47:54)
ooohhhhhhh
thejademunky says: (23:48:11)
so whut u gonna cum here and kick me in MY knees know"??
thejademunky says: (23:48:18)
u threatening me?
lee... says: (23:48:25)
no doubt!
thejademunky says: (23:48:35)
oh word..
thejademunky says: (23:48:42)
so u comin to london then??
thejademunky says: (23:48:49)
:-o
lee... says: (23:49:13)
you dont think i can?
lee... says: (23:49:24)
see thats how i know you're not a ninja for real
thejademunky says: (23:49:31)
ye..so u gona cum to london....to come see me...?
lee... says: (23:49:47)
well to kick you in the knees
lee... says: (23:49:52)
ah heck!
lee... says: (23:49:58)
since i'm coming all the way to london
thejademunky says: (23:50:00)
ye...but u comin to london....to see me..?
thejademunky says: (23:50:01)
!
lee... says: (23:50:04)
i may as well hit you in the neck too
thejademunky says: (23:50:18)
;)
lee... says: (23:50:44)
stop saying it like that, i'm coming on official "ass-whoopin biznezz" not to reaaally see you
thejademunky says: (23:51:15)
...ye but..u r comin..to see me...
lee... says: (23:52:05)
?
lee... says: (23:52:12)
whats wrong with you?
thejademunky says: (23:52:17)
huh???
thejademunky says: (23:52:21)
oh nuttin...
lee... says: (23:52:43)
its not really "seeing" you. don't you get that i wanna injure you?
thejademunky says: (23:53:12)
but ur comin to london...with ol j ro in intention...that seems nice enuff
thejademunky says: (23:53:18)
however.......
thejademunky says: (23:53:24)
u wanna ruckus we can do this
thejademunky says: (23:53:32)
we can wrastle
thejademunky says: (23:54:28)
str8 up... what ever u want swirl its ur whirl
lee... says: (23:54:41)
are you sure?
thejademunky says: (23:54:48)
how u wanna bring it??
thejademunky says: (23:55:37)
u c wat u dont know...is whilst u were painting...i was checkin out ur weak spots
thejademunky says: (23:55:44)
belieeeeve i was checkin out
lee... says: (23:56:30)
i mean i know many different styles not jus the way of the ninja... i might have to get all gansta on you like how we used to do in the girls changing rooms at school -pull hair and bite soooo... you know i really dont fight fair
lee... says: (23:56:49)
oh so you admit you were assaulting me that night we were painting?
thejademunky says: (23:59:34)
oh no i werent assaultin u
thejademunky says: (23:59:39)
dont even BRING that
thejademunky says: (00:00:04)
i sed i was checkin out ur weak spots..seein where i can imbalance u
thejademunky says: (00:00:20)
u were attemptin to assault ME thanku
thejademunky says: (00:00:26)
punchin me in my arm and shit
thejademunky says: (00:00:46)
u dont think i c u flexin ur toes in dem pointy ass boots..gettin ready
thejademunky says: (00:01:20)
ay yo u wanna bring it old skool we can do it...dont think i know a lil gym class ONE TWO ONE TWO
thejademunky says: (00:01:48)
so u best watch urself
thejademunky says: (00:02:24)
so wen u gonna cum to london..to see me
lee... says: (00:02:40)
when you act rite
thejademunky says: (00:04:28)
so im gonna act rite..for u to cum to london..and kick me in da knees
thejademunky says: (00:04:47)
u sed u were gonna cum handle me..im jus askin to know wen showdown is
thejademunky says: (00:05:02)
2ninjas up against each other.. gota do shit rite..
lee... says: (00:05:27)
well if you were a real ninja you wouldnt ask
lee... says: (00:05:33)
you'd jus be prepared
thejademunky says: (00:05:40)
im always prepared
thejademunky says: (00:05:44)
i mean u gotta find me
thejademunky says: (00:05:50)
im givin u the advantage
thejademunky says: (00:05:55)
so i can b there for u
thejademunky says: (00:06:20)
but if u dont want that advantage dont worry
lee... says: (00:07:09)
i don't need the advantage! i been leaping and bounding from rooftops and stealth attacking suckas since the slave ships!
thejademunky says: (00:07:19)
HAHAHA
lee... says: (00:07:20)
so no, i dont need that advantage
thejademunky says: (00:07:35)
"wid da same clips, and da same 4 5"
lee... says: (00:08:02)
hahahhaha
thejademunky says: (00:08:20)
ay yo man i b steppin on muths bare footed like kunte kentay
lee... says: (00:09:57)
you know what?! i don't even need to keep telling you
lee... says: (00:10:15)
jus be on guard one of these days when you least expect it...
lee... says: (00:10:25)
when the sun is low and the stars are high
lee... says: (00:10:32)
i'll show you!
thejademunky says: (00:10:47)
uhu..
thejademunky says: (00:10:49)
really??
thejademunky says: (00:11:02)
well, like i sed u gotta find me to show me
lee... says: (00:11:10)
easy
thejademunky says: (00:11:11)
i know the rooftops
thejademunky says: (00:11:16)
i know the ally;s
thejademunky says: (00:11:21)
i know the pathways
lee... says: (00:11:49)
good! you'll need that knowledge
lee... says: (00:11:54)
if you wanna survive
thejademunky says: (00:12:17)
u'll jus b walkin...searchin... then all of a sudden u'll hear the rattlin of da paint, turn around and im there
thejademunky says: (00:12:25)
bin followin u for da last 10 mins
thejademunky says: (00:12:32)
i'll know wen ur train gets here
lee... says: (00:12:44)
you do?!
lee... says: (00:12:47)
could you let me know
lee... says: (00:12:51)
cos i keep missing it
thejademunky says: (00:12:55)
hahhahha
lee... says: (00:12:55)
like tonite!
thejademunky says: (00:13:04)
but then i dont need to give u da advantage..u jus sed!
lee... says: (00:13:19)
yeah but this unrelated to the deathmatch
lee... says: (00:13:27)
this is to do with everyday ish
thejademunky says: (00:13:34)
hahahaha
thejademunky says: (00:13:36)
jokes!!
thejademunky says: (00:13:40)
u keep missin the train?!
lee... says: (00:13:48)
well cos i been staying late
lee... says: (00:13:54)
i never know the night times
lee... says: (00:13:57)
like after 7 and ish
thejademunky says: (00:13:58)
hahaha
thejademunky says: (00:14:08)
thats how i know u aint ready
thejademunky says: (00:14:24)
u cant operate in ur own town
lee... says: (00:14:35)
nooo!
thejademunky says: (00:14:44)
u gonna get here and b waitin for da bus and shit!!!and b expecting to catch ME!!!
lee... says: (00:14:55)
its just that i'm too used to leaping and bounding from rooftops
lee... says: (00:15:03)
the train is like a foreign concept to me
thejademunky says: (00:15:28)
ye....thats another way of sayin ur knowledge is lackin
lee... says: (00:16:12)
you're mean...
lee... says: (00:16:25)
actually you aren't! i just really wanted to say that to someone at least once
thejademunky says: (00:16:30)
hahahhaha
lee... says: (00:16:39)
i still can't believe that chick said it to me
thejademunky says: (00:16:43)
hahhaa
thejademunky says: (00:16:49)
ahh man well u know
lee... says: (00:16:51)
like its just really funny language for adults to use
thejademunky says: (00:17:07)
little does she know...miss lee aint jealous...jus was a bit too open to get her camera out!!
lee... says: (00:17:08)
she may as well has called me a "doo-doo head" afterwards
thejademunky says: (00:17:26)
WAIT
thejademunky says: (00:17:36)
my boys b gettin me in my own flat!!!
thejademunky says: (00:17:42)
i dont know wat they talkin bout!!
lee... says: (00:18:00)
its cos you're being antisocial
lee... says: (00:18:03)
handle that
thejademunky says: (00:19:45)
hahhaha
thejademunky says: (00:19:46)
i did
thejademunky says: (00:20:03)
oh rite they were talkin bout girls wid guys
thejademunky says: (00:20:17)
for da last month hollywood b callin me a homewrecker
lee... says: (00:20:30)
what did you dooooo
thejademunky says: (00:21:31)
na na na
thejademunky says: (00:21:36)
dont even try it
lee... says: (00:21:54)
homewrecker...
thejademunky says: (00:22:06)
na na i not
thejademunky says: (00:22:18)
ohhhh lordy
thejademunky says: (00:22:35)
know shane admittin that his tongue his main attribute
thejademunky says: (00:22:36)
!!
lee... says: (00:22:36)
j-ro out in these streets jus ruining folks love!
thejademunky says: (00:22:51)
now*
thejademunky says: (00:23:06)
na na it not like that
thejademunky says: (00:23:18)
they jus gettin me for a txt i sent to sum chick that her bf read
thejademunky says: (00:23:28)
it was a cheeky txt..but she a mate
lee... says: (00:23:34)
does he wanna kill you hahahhahahahahhahahaha
thejademunky says: (00:23:42)
hahaha fuck no
lee... says: (00:23:44)
thats what they all say.. "she's a mate"
lee... says: (00:23:58)
wanna hear something really stupid
thejademunky says: (00:24:30)
go on
thejademunky says: (00:24:43)
shane talkin bout snogging v...
thejademunky says: (00:24:45)
no worries
lee... says: (00:24:55)
5 years ago when i was 15 i went home for the summer to go visit my dad and my brothers. and while i was there i met this boy and i liked him. but he had a girlfriend
lee... says: (00:25:05)
and i used to go to school with her
thejademunky says: (00:25:05)
ooooooh
thejademunky says: (00:25:18)
miss lee gettin mean!!
lee... says: (00:25:23)
we weren't friends but we didn't have beef...
lee... says: (00:25:29)
anyway! i liked this dude
lee... says: (00:25:45)
and he was always at my house cos he was my brothers friend
thejademunky says: (00:25:51)
ok
lee... says: (00:26:01)
and she always used to fuck up and like take him for granted
thejademunky says: (00:26:08)
oh lord the darkness cums out
lee... says: (00:26:27)
like on his birthday she went away for the weekend instead of celebrating with him
lee... says: (00:26:39)
and it jus so happened that i did not go away for the weekend...
thejademunky says: (00:26:47)
...miss leeeee
lee... says: (00:27:13)
so i hung out with him instead, in fact it was my best friends birthday too so i told him to come celebrate with us
lee... says: (00:27:46)
anyway long story short i made out with him
lee... says: (00:27:53)
cos thats what cheating was back in those days
lee... says: (00:27:55)
making out
thejademunky says: (00:28:12)
miss leee...
thejademunky says: (00:28:18)
i dunno wat to say
thejademunky says: (00:28:27)
u had me thinkin u were....
thejademunky says: (00:28:32)
i mean..ur..
lee... says: (00:29:37)
anway the stupid part is that 5 years later everyone still asks me about that like i met this guy when i was home last month and he was like "so did you really steal emiy's man"
lee... says: (00:30:15)
it was just wanna of those things 15 year olds do...
thejademunky says: (00:30:28)
AHAAAHAHHA
thejademunky says: (00:31:11)
now
thejademunky says: (00:31:18)
ur 20 now??
lee... says: (00:31:26)
you didnt know that?
thejademunky says: (00:31:28)
that was 5 yrs ago...
thejademunky says: (00:31:32)
na i did
lee... says: (00:31:51)
yeah 5 years ago and i can hardly remember
thejademunky says: (00:32:18)
hahaha
thejademunky says: (00:32:21)
no worries
lee... says: (00:32:26)
but everyone else knows me as lee "the one who'll steal your man"
thejademunky says: (00:32:36)
hahahha
thejademunky says: (00:32:38)
ohhh no
lee... says: (00:32:40)
like she's so dumb
lee... says: (00:32:45)
she still talks about it
thejademunky says: (00:32:52)
so how many victims u got under ur belt
lee... says: (00:32:57)
hey!
lee... says: (00:33:10)
i dont go around ruining relationships
thejademunky says: (00:33:19)
:-o
lee... says: (00:33:59)
i dont
thejademunky says: (00:34:27)
and i was there thinkin u a girl to bring home to mama
lee... says: (00:35:07)
dude...
thejademunky says: (00:35:18)
miss lee..
lee... says: (00:35:52)
i kick folks in the knees... swear a lil bit too much... and i rock a lip ring...
thejademunky says: (00:36:03)
:-o
lee... says: (00:36:11)
you never really thought you could take me home to your moms
lee... says: (00:36:15)
thats foolishness
thejademunky says: (00:36:44)
(oh da ring)
thejademunky says: (00:37:46)
hey i got a hoop thru my nose, my bndanas round my face, clothes oversized and hangin off.... u can bring me home to mama
thejademunky says: (00:37:50)
mums like me
thejademunky says: (00:37:52)
!!!\
thejademunky says: (00:38:07)
SORRY if i was thinkin the better of u
lee... says: (00:39:05)
moms like you?
thejademunky says: (00:40:06)
yep
thejademunky says: (00:40:15)
im a nice guy. WUT??
lee... says: (00:40:57)
they don't like me all that much... when i dated duro his mother would never speak to me in anything other than portugese not because she didnt speak english jus cos she was mad that i wasn't from angola or portugal. ...his parents were angolan and portugese...
thejademunky says: (00:42:22)
oh dam
thejademunky says: (00:42:58)
why not
thejademunky says: (00:43:03)
wat do u say to um??
lee... says: (00:43:13)
his dad was fine
thejademunky says: (00:43:17)
HAHAHHAHA
lee... says: (00:43:24)
his mother was jus on her own ish
thejademunky says: (00:43:25)
fine or FIIOOOONE
lee... says: (00:43:31)
i mean fine like he was cool
lee... says: (00:43:41)
but he was fine too!
thejademunky says: (00:43:48)
haahah
thejademunky says: (00:43:54)
oldr the berry sweeter tyhe juice!!
thejademunky says: (00:44:03)
filthy miss lee filthy
lee... says: (00:44:19)
shhh!
thejademunky says: (00:44:53)
so i was wrong then...ur not a girl to bring home to the mumz
lee... says: (00:45:20)
well i coulda told you that
thejademunky says: (00:45:37)
ooooh
thejademunky says: (00:45:44)
well sorry for assumin wrong
thejademunky says: (00:46:01)
well u jus wont meet my mum then
thejademunky says: (00:47:09)
so really how many broken relationships u got under ur belt?
lee... says: (00:47:33)
what?
lee... says: (00:47:38)
relationships i ruined?
thejademunky says: (00:47:48)
if u wanna put it like that
lee... says: (00:47:55)
just 1
lee... says: (00:48:11)
i once linked this guy and he turned out to have a girlfriend
lee... says: (00:48:17)
but i genuinely didnt know
lee... says: (00:48:20)
so that wasnt on me
lee... says: (00:48:22)
that was him
thejademunky says: (00:48:38)
thats wat they all say
lee... says: (00:48:56)
and it was really really fucked up cos we knew mutual people but we didnt know each other
lee... says: (00:49:05)
so we went out one night and we were all cool
lee... says: (00:49:14)
i even bought her a couple of drinks
lee... says: (00:49:29)
only to discover later we were dating the same dude
thejademunky says: (00:49:37)
oh shit
thejademunky says: (00:49:38)
dam
thejademunky says: (00:49:47)
how did u find out??
lee... says: (00:52:07)
well what happened was i found out he had a girlfriend and i stopped seein him, and then around the same time she found out that he'd been dipping out with another girl. so i knew her name but i didnt know who she was and she knew my name but didnt know who i was. so the night we went out it never clicked that i was lee the one who linked taye and she was theo the one who was dating taye.
lee... says: (00:52:34)
and then on new years eve i was talking to him and she came over and she was like "so you're lee then?!"
thejademunky says: (00:53:18)
her name was theo......?
lee... says: (00:53:32)
yeah theodora or some shit
thejademunky says: (00:53:36)
dam u know sum bugged out peeps!!
thejademunky says: (00:53:38)
hahahhaha
thejademunky says: (00:53:56)
and u thought black jack was bad!!
thejademunky says: (00:54:11)
theo...solitaire...clock rummy
thejademunky says: (00:54:17)
wat the fuck man!!
lee... says: (00:54:17)
hahahahhahahaha
lee... says: (00:54:40)
i never looked at it like that
thejademunky says: (00:54:54)
i swear man
lee... says: (00:55:07)
i also know twins called pride n' praise and their older brothers name is passion
thejademunky says: (00:55:09)
i'd b kinda embarassed to say my girl name leo
thejademunky says: (00:55:13)
AHAHHAHHAHHHAH
lee... says: (00:55:14)
i wish i was joking about that
thejademunky says: (00:55:18)
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA
thejademunky says: (00:55:29)
wat the fuck were their parent drinkin??!
lee... says: (00:55:42)
i really don't know
lee... says: (00:55:46)
but thats messed up
thejademunky says: (00:55:50)
oh man
lee... says: (00:56:14)
i would wanna disown my parents if they named me something dumb like pride
lee... says: (00:56:17)
or praise
lee... says: (00:56:22)
or passion
thejademunky says: (00:57:53)
hashahhhahaah
thejademunky says: (00:57:55)
PPPP
thejademunky says: (00:58:04)
PPP*
thejademunky says: (01:00:12)
oh lord damian talkin bout his lack of girls now
thejademunky says: (01:00:21)
he lookin rto slit his wrists
thejademunky says: (01:00:29)
i knew a girl called faith 1ce
thejademunky says: (01:00:34)
i cud never remember her name
thejademunky says: (01:00:56)
i used to come out wid "yo peace" "yo love" "yo destiny"
thejademunky says: (01:04:18)
hahah
lee... says: (01:04:50)
hahahhahahahhaha you're whack!
lee... says: (01:04:54)
her name was faith!
lee... says: (01:05:03)
sorry about that by the way
lee... says: (01:05:09)
i was looking for the sweater
lee... says: (01:05:39)
i found it... in case you were wondering
lee... says: (01:05:48)
and tell damian he needs to get with an older woman
lee... says: (01:06:01)
i'm sure i told you to tell him that before
lee... says: (01:06:11)
listen next time...
thejademunky says: (01:07:26)
hahah i b tallin EVERY1 thta
thejademunky says: (01:07:37)
i bin sayin that for the last 5 yrs !!!
thejademunky says: (01:07:46)
the thing wid older women is u know wherte u stand
lee... says: (01:08:34)
there you go!
lee... says: (01:09:01)
the problem with men is it doesnt matter what age they are -you never know where you stand
lee... says: (01:09:07)
its cos they lie too much
thejademunky says: (01:10:58)
ohhh no
thejademunky says: (01:11:05)
now please...i dont lie
thejademunky says: (01:11:19)
and girls dont exactly lie...but they sneak
thejademunky says: (01:11:57)
they hav their own plan in their head
lee... says: (01:11:57)
yeah its cos girls are too clever
lee... says: (01:12:05)
and they try to bring that into relationships
thejademunky says: (01:12:10)
and they wont disclose
thejademunky says: (01:12:23)
but they try to b clever at times they dont need to be
lee... says: (01:12:35)
yeah pretty much
lee... says: (01:13:02)
but thats cos we're always strategizing cos we dont know where we stand
lee... says: (01:13:50)
if you lot would jus be open from the jump it would save a whole lotta emotional/relationship/gender/mental war games
thejademunky says: (01:14:03)
but u doin that makes men feel that they dont know where they stand
thejademunky says: (01:14:39)
na!!now u know that aint tru!!! coz if men were jus open... the excitement gone..there no chase..
thejademunky says: (01:14:47)
it too easy
thejademunky says: (01:15:57)
i think i an open and true kinda guy..i dont like the games too much... but thats where i can get screwed over
lee... says: (01:17:45)
i dunno man, its jus a warzone out there!
thejademunky says: (01:17:49)
hahhahhaha
lee... says: (01:17:50)
hahahhahahahaha
thejademunky says: (01:17:55)
protekt ur neck!!!
lee... says: (01:17:56)
like we were talking today
lee... says: (01:18:14)
and nes was saying how her man is getting on her nerves
thejademunky says: (01:18:27)
nes??!
lee... says: (01:18:33)
and fah was like dont have sex with him
thejademunky says: (01:18:37)
fs
thejademunky says: (01:18:38)
a
lee... says: (01:18:38)
its short for vanessa
thejademunky says: (01:18:43)
fah??!
lee... says: (01:18:47)
fah
lee... says: (01:18:51)
fah yong
lee... says: (01:18:54)
its thai
thejademunky says: (01:18:55)
oh ok
thejademunky says: (01:19:13)
dam man see that wat i mean
lee... says: (01:19:14)
hahhahaha ha my friends names are killing u?
thejademunky says: (01:19:19)
girls r viscious
lee... says: (01:19:25)
exactly!
thejademunky says: (01:19:37)
thats why men lie and shit
lee... says: (01:19:59)
we only withhold sex and make you sleep on the couch cos you lie!
thejademunky says: (01:20:10)
coz they feel that the way they gonna keep on top of the game..they prob gonna get screwed over sumwhere along the line..they may aswel get suttin out of it while they can
thejademunky says: (01:21:14)
i dont approve wid lyin... but i dont approve wid da visciousness in reltaionships
thejademunky says: (01:21:24)
people should jus b more honest watever da sex
thejademunky says: (01:22:43)
oh shit!!!antman jus did the schubakka growl
lee... says: (01:22:52)
he can do that?
lee... says: (01:22:57)
...wow...
thejademunky says: (01:23:26)
it was wicked!!
lee... says: (01:23:43)
i cant believe he can do it
thejademunky says: (01:24:23)
shudda bin here
thejademunky says: (01:24:26)
i keep tellin u
lee... says: (01:25:10)
oh my bad
lee... says: (01:25:32)
next time i'll jus hop on my magic carpet and make my way there
thejademunky says: (01:25:56)
dam rite
lee... says: (01:27:06)
:|
lee... says: (01:28:02)
oh hey! jus remembered we gotta take sugarbear to a strip club for his birthday
thejademunky says: (01:30:30)
was jus seein the boys out
thejademunky says: (01:30:32)
u wat??
thejademunky says: (01:30:36)
ummmm....
thejademunky says: (01:30:42)
they aint really my spots..
thejademunky says: (01:31:11)
wat made u come up wid that?!
lee... says: (01:31:12)
yeah but i promised him i would
thejademunky says: (01:31:15)
hahah
thejademunky says: (01:31:17)
ye?!
lee... says: (01:31:17)
he asked me
thejademunky says: (01:31:20)
oh seem
thejademunky says: (01:31:51)
wait....u sure he asked u to TAKE him to SEE strippers.
thejademunky says: (01:31:58)
?
lee... says: (01:32:55)
well yeah!
thejademunky says: (01:35:33)
oh ok
thejademunky says: (01:35:58)
well i mean....
thejademunky says: (01:36:10)
wellt hats wat he sed
thejademunky says: (01:36:12)
hmmmm
thejademunky says: (01:36:16)
maybe a plot
thejademunky says: (01:36:18)
i dunno tho
lee... says: (01:36:24)
a plot?
thejademunky says: (01:36:34)
like i've never bin attracted to strip joints
thejademunky says: (01:36:36)
i mean
thejademunky says: (01:36:52)
like i sed b4... i dont like sharing my ladies!!
thejademunky says: (01:37:04)
dont want sum guy to watch me lipsin my chick!!
thejademunky says: (01:37:14)
so i aint sharin the view of a girl dancin for me
lee... says: (01:37:27)
i seee
lee... says: (01:37:32)
i can kinda get that
lee... says: (01:37:39)
i dont mind strip joints
lee... says: (01:37:52)
they're jus expensive
lee... says: (01:38:12)
unless you go somewhere ghetto
thejademunky says: (01:38:16)
oh hell they r
thejademunky says: (01:38:19)
u bin to many>
thejademunky says: (01:38:20)
?
lee... says: (01:38:33)
like my cousin was telling me about this club he went to where the girls were so ghetto
lee... says: (01:38:57)
you could see their stretch marks and scars from where they'd been stabbed or some shit
lee... says: (01:39:11)
and they were rocking hideous blonde weaves
lee... says: (01:39:23)
and he was like proper turned off
lee... says: (01:39:31)
completely opposite effect
thejademunky says: (01:39:50)
HAHAHAAAHHAHAH
thejademunky says: (01:39:54)
FUCKIN GRIMEY
thejademunky says: (01:40:08)
fuck payin for a dance in there
lee... says: (01:40:43)
ay man! ghetto girl scrippers gotta get paid too!
thejademunky says: (01:40:59)
ye im sure they do..jus not by me!
lee... says: (01:41:16)
hahahahhaha hater
lee... says: (01:41:24)
they got kids to feed
thejademunky says: (01:41:24)
better recognise
thejademunky says: (01:41:37)
hell..aint my kids!!
thejademunky says: (01:41:49)
i feed my kid
thejademunky says: (01:41:52)
..well try to
lee... says: (01:42:03)
hmpf
lee... says: (01:42:06)
sure
thejademunky says: (01:42:14)
hmpf
thejademunky says: (01:42:21)
8-)
lee... says: (01:42:43)
you can take that eye-rolling elsewhere!
lee... says: (01:42:52)
oh man its tomorrow already
lee... says: (01:42:57)
which means its today
thejademunky says: (01:43:04)
yup!!!hahhahaha!!!
lee... says: (01:43:07)
and today is the wu-tang holiday thing
thejademunky says: (01:43:13)
YEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
lee... says: (01:43:14)
what you gon do?
thejademunky says: (01:43:17)
hmmm
thejademunky says: (01:43:26)
now..last time we spoke about this...
thejademunky says: (01:43:44)
u were takin ray ray to ur muthas..
thejademunky says: (01:44:18)
i got work in 7hrs or so
thejademunky says: (01:44:51)
so the gettin drunk part gonna hav to be done in lunch and after..
thejademunky says: (01:45:14)
and u know how parents cant be sexin willy nilly
thejademunky says: (01:45:23)
so i doubt i'll b doin that
thejademunky says: (01:45:44)
wat u gonna b doin then??
lee... says: (01:45:58)
um.... stuff.
thejademunky says: (01:46:03)
oh rite
lee... says: (01:46:04)
you know... things
thejademunky says: (01:46:06)
stuff and things
thejademunky says: (01:46:08)
yea
thejademunky says: (01:46:25)
ahh man u gotta love those things wen ur doin stuff..
lee... says: (01:46:36)
no doubt
lee... says: (01:46:49)
thats the hott ish!
thejademunky says: (01:47:04)
fo sho
thejademunky says: (01:47:11)
ok
thejademunky says: (01:47:28)
well i guess i'll hav to ask u how ur things and stuff went nxt time we chat
lee... says: (01:47:42)
sure
thejademunky says: (01:47:47)
coz u know..
lee... says: (01:47:48)
so your friends still round?
thejademunky says: (01:47:52)
dont wanna intervene
thejademunky says: (01:47:56)
na they gone home
thejademunky says: (01:48:59)
u know there really were 3 guys at da comp all tryin to look at that pic?!
lee... says: (01:49:01)
you even get to really hang out with them
thejademunky says: (01:49:06)
ye
thejademunky says: (01:49:09)
we were boozin
thejademunky says: (01:49:13)
bustin jokes
thejademunky says: (01:49:16)
y u ask??
lee... says: (01:49:27)
jus
thejademunky says: (01:49:36)
is it suttin to do wid ur bad ass distracting me?
lee... says: (01:49:56)
yeah
thejademunky says: (01:50:10)
oh so NOWWW u think about that huh
lee... says: (01:50:11)
hahahhaha and you didnt expect me to agree
thejademunky says: (01:50:11)
?
lee... says: (01:50:24)
well i was gonna say
lee... says: (01:50:29)
but you said they're gone now
thejademunky says: (01:50:34)
oh i expected u too...coz if u didnt u jus b a str8 up liar
lee... says: (01:50:51)
where's greville road?
thejademunky says: (01:51:04)
oh sum place near thing
lee... says: (01:51:43)
you dont know then?
thejademunky says: (01:51:59)
yea i know where thing is
lee... says: (01:52:12)
where greville road is
thejademunky says: (01:52:18)
yeaa i jus sed
thejademunky says: (01:52:25)
sum place....ohh no u didnt
thejademunky says: (01:52:40)
ye it sum place near thing
lee... says: (01:53:16)
useless!
thejademunky says: (01:53:24)
hehe
thejademunky says: (01:53:29)
why u ask anywho?
lee... says: (01:53:39)
cos someone lives there
thejademunky says: (01:53:42)
oh ok
lee... says: (01:53:44)
its in camden somewhere
thejademunky says: (01:53:48)
oh rite
thejademunky says: (01:53:55)
na sorry i really dont know it
lee... says: (01:54:04)
thats cool
thejademunky says: (01:54:08)
to b honest i dont know the names of many places!!
lee... says: (01:54:08)
i dont really care
lee... says: (01:54:14)
neither do i
thejademunky says: (01:54:22)
wat care if i know or care where they live??
lee... says: (01:54:40)
well why would you know or care where they live?
thejademunky says: (01:55:10)
i dont...i was askin u wat u mean by u 'dont care'
lee... says: (01:55:35)
oh
thejademunky says: (01:55:36)
i mean im sure they're sum 1 worth caring for...by sum1..but i aint that sum1
thejademunky says: (01:55:41)
unless....
lee... says: (01:56:25)
i meant i dont care to know about about the specifics in details of where ryan lives
thejademunky says: (01:56:32)
oh rite
thejademunky says: (01:57:08)
is this another 1 of ur males that u throw at me in order to rip another piece
lee... says: (01:57:21)
no
thejademunky says: (01:57:32)
:-ooh ok
lee... says: (01:57:32)
he's jus a guy i used to work with before he went to uni
lee... says: (01:57:39)
i dont do that anyway!
thejademunky says: (01:57:53)
oh P-lease
lee... says: (01:58:30)
i dont
thejademunky says: (01:59:09)
ok miss lee
thejademunky says: (01:59:11)
if u feel
thejademunky says: (01:59:19)
im used to the repairs anyhow
lee... says: (01:59:55)
the repairs?
thejademunky says: (02:00:04)
no worries
thejademunky says: (02:00:27)
u wudnt understand
lee... says: (02:00:36)
how do you know?
thejademunky says: (02:00:57)
i dunno...i jus do
lee... says: (02:01:08)
well try
lee... says: (02:01:11)
jus this once
thejademunky says: (02:01:16)
think it may b suttin to do wid u bein a homewrecker..
lee... says: (02:01:30)
oh...
lee... says: (02:02:17)
see what i said about how people use the stuff you tell them against you?....
thejademunky says: (02:02:45)
well i mean...u know
thejademunky says: (02:02:50)
...
thejademunky says: (02:02:56)
u jus wudnt understand...
thejademunky says: (02:03:16)
the...
thejademunky says: (02:03:34)
..ah dont worry
thejademunky says: (02:03:43)
im used to it now
thejademunky says: (02:03:56)
as long as i know my ray ray livin ok
lee... says: (02:04:37)
ah! you're so frustrating!
thejademunky says: (02:04:46)
and why is that??
lee... says: (02:04:54)
what do you mean why's that?!
lee... says: (02:05:20)
you always hint at things but never explain, you start sentences but you never finish them
lee... says: (02:05:30)
its frustrating
thejademunky says: (02:06:12)
oh well im sorry miss lee it jsu after so much of the pain its sumtimes hard to expose urself
lee... says: (02:07:03)
...yeah but... its no fair
lee... says: (02:07:10)
i mean...
lee... says: (02:07:24)
aah never mind!
thejademunky says: (02:07:25)
...whose doin it now?
thejademunky says: (02:07:27)
!!!
lee... says: (02:07:42)
i thought thats wat we do
thejademunky says: (02:08:00)
well maybe if u explain urself..it may encourage me
lee... says: (02:08:11)
i dont feel to expose myself... "its hard"
thejademunky says: (02:08:37)
u find exposin urself hard??
thejademunky says: (02:08:48)
why?
lee... says: (02:08:56)
i was being sarcastic
lee... says: (02:09:02)
see i was imititating you
thejademunky says: (02:09:03)
oh!!hahhaha
lee... says: (02:09:09)
but yeah it is hard
thejademunky says: (02:09:11)
YOU SEE
lee... says: (02:09:19)
i mean you make yourself vunerable
thejademunky says: (02:09:24)
thats why i dont expse..coz u jus take another peice!!
lee... says: (02:09:41)
and if you dont get any reciprocity its worse
lee... says: (02:09:51)
take another piece of what?!
lee... says: (02:09:58)
you dont say anything to begin with
lee... says: (02:10:10)
you jus um and ah and then finish it with never mind
thejademunky says: (02:10:35)
now u see i tell u to cum to london and u dont hav a bar of it!
thejademunky says: (02:10:52)
u jus may get full sentences but nooooo miss lee to stubborn
thejademunky says: (02:10:54)
!
lee... says: (02:11:20)
you didnt tell me to come to london
lee... says: (02:11:24)
so dont tell fibbs
thejademunky says: (02:11:38)
oh lord!!!
thejademunky says: (02:11:48)
wat r u TALKIN about
thejademunky says: (02:11:50)
?!
thejademunky says: (02:12:05)
course i sed come to london..on numerous occasions..u jus dont listen
thejademunky says: (02:12:08)
!
lee... says: (02:12:21)
i do listen
lee... says: (02:12:25)
you jus neva said it
thejademunky says: (02:12:37)
and they say men are the liars
lee... says: (02:12:38)
unless you maybe told some other girl and got it twisted
thejademunky says: (02:12:45)
other girl??
thejademunky says: (02:12:51)
wat other girl?
lee... says: (02:12:59)
heee i dunno
lee... says: (02:13:01)
any other girl
thejademunky says: (02:13:09)
u see
thejademunky says: (02:13:13)
this wat u jus dont get
thejademunky says: (02:13:34)
ever since ray ray..even b4 then...that whole concept of 'other girl' is foreign
lee... says: (02:14:18)
fine then you didnt tell another girl
lee... says: (02:14:22)
but you didnt tell me either
thejademunky says: (02:14:46)
ok..fine..i didnt tell you..dont worry..dotn come to london then..its ok....
lee... says: (02:15:21)
you're not the boss of me
lee... says: (02:15:25)
!
lee... says: (02:15:39)
i will go london
lee... says: (02:15:44)
i just wont see you
thejademunky says: (02:15:49)
as u do
lee... says: (02:15:53)
ewww
thejademunky says: (02:15:58)
im used to it
lee... says: (02:16:08)
used to what?
thejademunky says: (02:16:34)
u cudnt even tell me that u missed our conversations the t=other nite
lee... says: (02:17:26)
yeah but you already knew
lee... says: (02:17:35)
and its haaaaaaaaaard to do
lee... says: (02:17:42)
i mean
lee... says: (02:17:47)
its just hard!
thejademunky says: (02:18:09)
no i didnt know
thejademunky says: (02:18:18)
i may hav been able to assume..or HOPE
thejademunky says: (02:18:26)
but if u dont say i will never know
lee... says: (02:19:10)
hmmmmmm
lee... says: (02:19:14)
i guess
thejademunky says: (02:21:03)
and i've told u bout the excitement i get waiting to get bak on da net, for our conversations.. wen im at my mums.. gettin all giggly over the txxts.. gettin all shy face wen it only me 1 there....
lee... says: (02:22:20)
well i told you about the crush... and the butterflies
lee... says: (02:22:59)
and i couldnt stop talking to you till like 5am cos i was happy you were back
lee... says: (02:23:18)
so there! ewww
thejademunky says: (02:23:39)
hmmm true
thejademunky says: (02:23:49)
so u gettin butterflies now?
lee... says: (02:25:14)
not so much butterflies its more like inwardly cringing
lee... says: (02:25:41)
in my head i'm thinking "why would you tell him you had a crush?"
lee... says: (02:26:01)
and then just to get really talkative say how "he gives you butterflies"
thejademunky says: (02:26:40)
hehe
lee... says: (02:26:46)
i'm gonna start going bed early cos i'm not so quick to say ish when its like 11pm
thejademunky says: (02:26:51)
hahaha what a discription!!!
thejademunky says: (02:26:57)
"inwardly cringing"
thejademunky says: (02:27:31)
but then...why wudnt u tell him??u ever asked urself that??
lee... says: (02:28:26)
yeah i know why i wouldnt tell you
thejademunky says: (02:29:06)
?
thejademunky says: (02:29:36)
i meant y wud u not tell him
lee... says: (02:29:50)
cos then it wouldnt be weird
thejademunky says: (02:29:54)
(am i twistin myself up here)
thejademunky says: (02:30:05)
but why wud it b weird??
thejademunky says: (02:31:09)
how do u know that he aint impressed wid ur slickness.. ur boldness to give a knee kick.. ur smooth mackin of da lip ring???
lee... says: (02:31:35)
well i cant just guess those things can i?
lee... says: (02:31:40)
he has to tell me
thejademunky says: (02:31:50)
but then maybe he has
thejademunky says: (02:33:29)
maybe he has told u bout the lil tickle he gets from seein da cute nose?
lee... says: (02:35:14)
...my bad
lee... says: (02:35:22)
but i was gonna say
lee... says: (02:35:30)
i dont think he has told her
lee... says: (02:35:52)
i mean sure he's mentioned one or two different things seperately
lee... says: (02:36:17)
but how's she supposed to know to put them together
thejademunky says: (02:37:02)
hmmm...good question
thejademunky says: (02:37:41)
but maybe the same way she expects him to jus know that she missed his convos
lee... says: (02:37:57)
she only does that cos she doesnt wanna say too much
thejademunky says: (02:38:45)
but then its bak to the question of why wudnt she?
lee... says: (02:39:01)
cos she doesn't wanna make it weird
thejademunky says: (02:39:28)
but then we bak at the beginnin
thejademunky says: (02:39:34)
he jusmay not feel weird
lee... says: (02:41:05)
well she doesnt know that
lee... says: (02:41:10)
i mean picture this
thejademunky says: (02:41:11)
yes she does
lee... says: (02:42:06)
she says all these kinda sweet crush related things and it makes him feel akward cos its not really like that for him
lee... says: (02:42:13)
to save them both the trouble
lee... says: (02:42:19)
she shouldnt say too much
thejademunky says: (02:45:09)
but lets say..she knows he looks 4ward to the convos, and knows the pics that put the grin on his face, and without fail will b up until 5am jus to talk to her on the net(of all appliances)...then why wud it not really b like that for him??
lee... says: (02:45:36)
i dunno!
lee... says: (02:45:54)
maybe he's bored
thejademunky says: (02:46:05)
mybe she's bored
lee... says: (02:46:10)
and besides jus cos he likes talkin to her doesnt mean its like that
thejademunky says: (02:47:36)
maybe jus coz she says all those crushy related sweet thangs that gives him random pulse beats she jus really bored at 3am
lee... says: (02:48:16)
she isnt bored...
lee... says: (02:48:59)
this one time when she was bored for real her and anna stayed up all night daring each other to eat random expired things in their fridgr
thejademunky says: (02:49:16)
ahaaaaa
thejademunky says: (02:49:21)
oh lord
thejademunky says: (02:49:24)
destined for doom
lee... says: (02:49:40)
not her!
lee... says: (02:49:53)
she's got a stomach of steel
thejademunky says: (02:50:09)
see but then for all she knows her name may b out his mouth like an ancient chant
thejademunky says: (02:50:46)
and if she carries on munchin random mould shit jus may give her da burnin rim
lee... says: (02:50:46)
she can't even listen to that song anymore without wanting to talk to him
lee... says: (02:51:06)
but she's a sucka for punishment so she made it the main song on her myspace
lee... says: (02:51:14)
honestly... she's such a loser sometimes
lee... says: (02:51:46)
burnin rim?! hahahhahaha why you so nasty?
thejademunky says: (02:52:16)
ay y ojus spittin it real!!
thejademunky says: (02:52:21)
dont say i didnt warn her
thejademunky says: (02:53:27)
but then maybe he had it on his profile for a min but didnt hav the guts to keep it pon any longer in case of gettin the 'L' to his forehead
lee... says: (02:54:01)
so seee its more to her than it is to him
thejademunky says: (02:54:44)
or maybe he admires her gust more than his own
thejademunky says: (02:55:38)
or maybe its a thing he jus likes to keep to wen he speakin to her to keep it jus that bit more... appreciated
lee... says: (02:56:02)
maybe...
thejademunky says: (02:57:47)
well either way i've heard he an understandin and cool guy..she should open her mouth to him sumtime
lee... says: (02:58:04)
or maybe
thejademunky says: (02:58:07)
but i mean thats only my opinion..wat do i know
lee... says: (02:58:17)
he should open his mouth to her
lee... says: (02:58:19)
cos i know her
lee... says: (02:58:53)
and she has a tendancy to say some crazy things, it might be better if he talks to her about some of the things that are on his mind... you know to give her some direction
lee... says: (02:59:14)
cos left to her own devices that girl runs away at the mouth
lee... says: (02:59:24)
i notice its a problem she has...
thejademunky says: (02:59:25)
oh really??
thejademunky says: (02:59:56)
but it depends?wat comes out of her mouth??encouraging and positive stuff or negative and disheartenin??
thejademunky says: (03:00:06)
heard she can say sum real nice things
thejademunky says: (03:00:40)
i mean in the grapevine it goin around that she got the tongue of a symphony
lee... says: (03:02:21)
well i think the main problem is she says what i think might be too much
lee... says: (03:02:42)
i mean you don't wanna put yourself all the way out there right?
thejademunky says: (03:02:57)
ye i hear that
thejademunky says: (03:03:14)
then that is the problem wid society these days
thejademunky says: (03:03:19)
like people too shy
thejademunky says: (03:03:27)
people too worried bout the game
thejademunky says: (03:03:47)
maybe things wud get further if people werent shy to open their mouths
lee... says: (03:04:05)
yeah but shes a shy kinda person anyway
thejademunky says: (03:04:13)
ye he is too actually
thejademunky says: (03:04:16)
quite funny
lee... says: (03:04:26)
is he?
thejademunky says: (03:04:31)
oh yeeeee
thejademunky says: (03:04:50)
oh he can stutter believe
lee... says: (03:04:56)
hmmmm... you learn sumthin new everyday
thejademunky says: (03:05:08)
oh but he told her that a while ago
lee... says: (03:05:23)
i doubt she believed him
thejademunky says: (03:05:30)
really??
thejademunky says: (03:05:34)
why wudnt she?
lee... says: (03:05:42)
he doesnt seem shy
thejademunky says: (03:05:52)
i've heard she doesnt neither
lee... says: (03:06:02)
really?
thejademunky says: (03:06:10)
yup
lee... says: (03:06:19)
thats cos she's always trying to be bad
thejademunky says: (03:06:24)
i've heard she got this confident prowess...
lee... says: (03:06:44)
tsk tsk! but i see her and i know its not for real
thejademunky says: (03:06:44)
rols the streets like somewhat of a bad ass... guys droppin at her left rite and centre
lee... says: (03:07:00)
we still talking about the same person!?
thejademunky says: (03:07:09)
i believe so
lee... says: (03:07:29)
i dunno about that last part you said then
lee... says: (03:07:38)
you're probably misinformed
thejademunky says: (03:08:00)
maybe..
thejademunky says: (03:08:39)
u c..now they shud jus meet up and get on wid it all..coz then it may put a stop to the confusion
lee... says: (03:09:10)
you think so?
thejademunky says: (03:09:19)
..well it an idea
thejademunky says: (03:09:44)
instead of playin tennis over da net...but i jus an iddea..
thejademunky says: (03:10:14)
coz it seems that they dont seem to get anything resolved..with her being shy..and him being unsure
lee... says: (03:10:33)
thats crazy... but it just might be craziy enuff to work!!!!
lee... says: (03:10:39)
...she told me to say that
lee... says: (03:10:49)
it gives her jokes when they say it in movies
thejademunky says: (03:11:15)
oh he bin waitin for a chance for a while
thejademunky says: (03:11:41)
he wonders why life jus cant b like the movies a lot!!
lee... says: (03:12:00)
which movie in particular?
thejademunky says: (03:12:11)
the good 1's
lee... says: (03:12:12)
by the way she thinks that your idea makes sense
thejademunky says: (03:12:20)
none in particular jus the good 1's
thejademunky says: (03:12:25)
ye
thejademunky says: (03:12:28)
??
thejademunky says: (03:12:42)
i think my idea makes sense
thejademunky says: (03:12:50)
he keeps bangin on bout that idea
lee... says: (03:13:05)
since when?
thejademunky says: (03:13:18)
oh belieeeeve a while
thejademunky says: (03:13:24)
give me a fookin headache
lee... says: (03:13:32)
hahahhaha
thejademunky says: (03:13:57)
so i mean..but how do u think they cud do this??
thejademunky says: (03:14:42)
i heard she a busy lady
lee... says: (03:14:57)
she is...
thejademunky says: (03:15:01)
off hear and off there...heard she sweats in sum shop
thejademunky says: (03:15:32)
i dunno if its weight trainin or suttin..or heavy lifitin
lee... says: (03:15:44)
hahahha yeah she be in the sweatshop wasting her days away
lee... says: (03:16:02)
but i know that she's a master juggler when called for
thejademunky says: (03:16:14)
oh rite??
lee... says: (03:16:16)
knows all about shifting this and that to make time
thejademunky says: (03:16:28)
ahh se
lee... says: (03:16:43)
hey! isnt she taking him "trendspotting?"
thejademunky says: (03:16:49)
ye???
thejademunky says: (03:16:51)
really??
lee... says: (03:16:56)
i'll tell you a secret
thejademunky says: (03:17:03)
wait i think he mentioned suttin... no he DID
thejademunky says: (03:17:09)
another headache in my head!
lee... says: (03:17:09)
she doesnt really need his help with that
thejademunky says: (03:17:12)
no??
lee... says: (03:17:21)
she jus wanted an excuse to be with him
lee... says: (03:17:28)
she's so devious that girl!
thejademunky says: (03:17:53)
SERIOUS!!!
thejademunky says: (03:18:01)
that girl GOOOD!!
thejademunky says: (03:18:11)
dam..i wanna meet her my damn self!!
thejademunky says: (03:19:06)
well u know... he had a suspicion that was the case..but then i jus saw that as him bein big headed
thejademunky says: (03:19:14)
but believe me he was all excited bout it!
lee... says: (03:19:47)
he was?
lee... says: (03:20:36)
shoulda seen how excited she was when she realised part of project brief included research done primarily in his endz
thejademunky says: (03:20:55)
serious??!
lee... says: (03:21:09)
yeah man all smilin and ish like she was on something
thejademunky says: (03:21:15)
dam he jus thought it was sum crazy coincidence..either way he was HAPPY
lee... says: (03:21:24)
it was really kinda whack to be around
thejademunky says: (03:21:29)
hehe
thejademunky says: (03:21:34)
like i sed
thejademunky says: (03:22:04)
got a headache..homeboy b bangin on bout it for crazy hours. grin from ear to ear like sum kinda garden gnome
thejademunky says: (03:22:31)
all he sayin to me is "oh man u dont knowwww.... wen u see them li.."
thejademunky says: (03:22:39)
u know wat i shudnt even expose him too much
lee... says: (03:23:06)
no
lee... says: (03:23:11)
i think you should
thejademunky says: (03:23:19)
ohohoh he'd kill me
lee... says: (03:23:27)
i wont tell
lee... says: (03:23:28)
honest
thejademunky says: (03:24:25)
well she got this lip ring rite..and man he was jus goin on how it looked all smooth on her and how she got this slickness to it that not many girls pull off at ALL
thejademunky says: (03:25:03)
ahh man and then wen he gets onto her accent...yo he can chat for britain
lee... says: (03:25:25)
speaking of his chat...
lee... says: (03:25:34)
she thinks its so adorable
lee... says: (03:25:39)
she always says it
thejademunky says: (03:26:06)
ye?
lee... says: (03:27:05)
yeah i mean what other normal person goes on about how adorable someone else sounds? i mean who even uses the word adorable?
thejademunky says: (03:27:14)
hehe
thejademunky says: (03:27:24)
ahh its cute
thejademunky says: (03:27:43)
shud i tell him??im sure he'll go nuts!!!he'll b faintin and shit!
lee... says: (03:28:02)
yeah but dont tell her it was me who told you
lee... says: (03:28:08)
she'll kick me in the knees
thejademunky says: (03:28:40)
oh shit!!
thejademunky says: (03:29:02)
dont want that happenin
thejademunky says: (03:30:09)
he was sayin how her accent was HOTT!! like apparantly she breaks in2 this quaint english every now and then..says it makes his ears prick up..real cute apparantly...
thejademunky says: (03:30:36)
ohh and her slang is 'JUICY'..he sed that!! i dunno wat he means but i wanna hear it!!
lee... says: (03:31:46)
hahahhaha she's jst a fool with a very diverse vocab
lee... says: (03:32:53)
its like the best talk of all the places she's caused trouble is what she speaks
thejademunky says: (03:33:13)
hahahah
thejademunky says: (03:33:14)
dam
thejademunky says: (03:33:20)
she sounds like a bandit!!
lee... says: (03:33:36)
she is
lee... says: (03:33:43)
but what do you expect?
lee... says: (03:33:53)
the girl is down with the pirates and the ninjas
lee... says: (03:34:19)
destined for bandit behaviour
thejademunky says: (03:36:00)
for real??!
thejademunky says: (03:36:08)
dam she got da hook up 4real!!
thejademunky says: (03:36:15)
no wonder he digs her steez
lee... says: (03:37:08)
its a good thing he does, considering she's feelin him
thejademunky says: (03:37:44)
oh man u know wat a nuts story is that he goes on bout
thejademunky says: (03:37:49)
s the time he actually met her
thejademunky says: (03:38:07)
like he met her outside sum bar and the deeeetail this kid goes in2!!!
lee... says: (03:38:47)
well you know how many times she's played that night over in her head
thejademunky says: (03:38:52)
ye??
lee... says: (03:39:22)
and its been discussed and disected
thejademunky says: (03:39:27)
dam seems like these 2 NEED to get their acts 2gether...they slackin..they on the same tip
thejademunky says: (03:39:45)
ay but u know wat
thejademunky says: (03:39:55)
i gotta kick to bed coz i got work in da mornin
thejademunky says: (03:40:12)
i'll c him there so im gonna tell him to buck up his idea boy
lee... says: (03:40:53)
i got work too actually
lee... says: (03:41:23)
i'll have some serious words with her during breakfast i think.
thejademunky says: (03:41:51)
but she shud get to his ends, he keeps sayin how secretly she luvs the area!!
thejademunky says: (03:42:02)
she denies it apparantly
lee... says: (03:42:07)
secretly she does
lee... says: (03:42:14)
but pleeeeeeease dont tell i told you
thejademunky says: (03:42:25)
dont worry..ur secret safe wid me
thejademunky says: (03:42:31)
;)
lee... says: (03:42:32)
that info will see me catching a real lethal lee beatdown
thejademunky says: (03:42:41)
oh lord
lee... says: (03:42:41)
complete with all the signature moves
thejademunky says: (03:42:51)
i dont wanna catch 1 of dem myself!!
thejademunky says: (03:43:01)
ay but u know wat...u seem like a pretty cool chick
thejademunky says: (03:43:16)
..maybe we shud..u know meet up for a slice or suttin
lee... says: (03:43:27)
i was jus thinking that you seem to be nice young gentleman
thejademunky says: (03:43:28)
jsu to discuss the fools u know!
lee... says: (03:43:43)
sounds like an idea...
lee... says: (03:44:12)
so... um... goodnite j-love's friend
thejademunky says: (03:44:31)
n-nite leethal lees brederin
thejademunky says: (03:45:35)
may catch u in a bit sumtime
thejademunky says: (03:45:39)
for that slice
thejademunky says: (03:45:56)
and tell her not to worry..jus embrace da butterflies
lee... says: (03:46:16)
i'll try talk to her about that
lee... says: (03:46:26)
now go to bed you!
thejademunky says: (03:46:42)
;)
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